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Title:
FOOTBALL JOKES
FANTASTICALLY FUNNY JOKES FOR FOOTBALL FANATICS
By:
Macmillan Children's Books
Format:
Paperback
List price:
£5.99
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£4.37
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ISBN 10:
1447254619
ISBN 13:
9781447254614
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Publisher:
PAN MACMILLAN
Pub. date:
5 June, 2014
Edition:
Main Market Ed.
Pages:
112
Description:
A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around!
Synopsis:
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.
Publication:
UK
Imprint:
Macmillan Children's Books
Returns:
Returnable
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