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Item Details
Title:
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DIM WIT
THE FUNNIEST, STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID |
By: |
Rosemarie Jarski |
Format: |
Electronic book text |

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£9.38 |
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ISBN 10: |
1407024698 |
ISBN 13: |
9781407024691 |
Publisher: |
EBURY PUBLISHING |
Pub. date: |
9 December, 2008 |
Description: |
George W Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. This title collects some of the most stupid things, including famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. |
Synopsis: |
'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd |
Publication: |
UK |
Imprint: |
Ebury Digital |
Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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