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Item Details
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THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST FOOTBALL JOKES
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| By: |
Jim Chumley |
| Format: |
Paperback |
| List price:
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£6.99 |
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| ISBN 10: |
1786852098 |
| ISBN 13: |
9781786852090 |
| Publisher: |
SUMMERSDALE PUBLISHERS |
| Pub. date: |
12 October, 2017 |
| Pages: |
128 |
| Description: |
Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win. |
| Synopsis: |
What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded? He sent on his subs.God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the `good' players go to heaven.The devil smiled, replying, `Yes, but we've got all the refs.'Football is obviously very serious business - like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' - but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win. |
| Publication: |
UK |
| Imprint: |
Summersdale Publishers |
| Returns: |
Returnable |
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