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Item Details
| Title:
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THE TINKERBELL HILTON DIARIES
MY LIFE TAILING PARIS HILTON |
| By: |
D. Resin |
| Format: |
Paperback |
| List price:
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£8.99 |
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| ISBN 10: |
0446694304 |
| ISBN 13: |
9780446694308 |
| Publisher: |
LITTLE, BROWN & COMPANY |
| Pub. date: |
1 January, 2001 |
| Pages: |
96 |
| Description: |
Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell, gets downright catty about her owner in this outrageous and hilarious parody of the celebrity pet biography. |
| Synopsis: |
Wherever Paris Hilton goes - and she goes to a lot of places - her dog Tinkerbell goes too, whether it's to the hottest nightclub in New York, shopping on Rodeo Drive or hitting her local Wal-Mart in Arkansas Taking pen in paw, Tinkerbell has kept a diary and is now ready to let the world know what Paris Hilton is really like - and it's not a pretty picture!Skewering the trust fund party scene in general and Paris Hilton in particular, Tink's acerbic wit and sarcastic take on things is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud.A sample: Say, want to know how the morning went? Well I'll tell you: I just spent 20 minutes (that's an hour and a half in dog minutes) watching Lady Einstein here try to stuff a $100 dollar bill into a vending machine. 'I never have anything smaller than a hundred,' she actually yelled at it before calling it a 'complete retread'. I think she meant 'retard,' but who the Christ knows. She's in the other room sulking and drinking from the tap. I spent the rest of the morning trying to lick a power socket. |
| Publication: |
US |
| Imprint: |
Grand Central Publishing |
| Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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