"BELIEVE YOU CAN, AND YOU''RE HALFWAY THERE"

"DANCE FIRST, THINK LATER. (PB)

"DON'T FORGET TO SING IN THE LIFEBOATS"

"IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE UNTIL IT'S DONE."

1, 2, CAN'T REACH MY SHOE

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776 STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID

AGE DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEESE (PB)

AN INSULT A DAY

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B IS FOR BOTOX

BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE

BAD GIRLS GO EVERYWHERE (HB)

BEING WEIRD IS A WONDERFUL THING

DON'T FORGET TO SING IN THE LIFEBOATS (HB)

DON'T FORGET TO SING IN THE LIFEBOATS (U.S EDITION) (PB)

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JOBS '98 (PB)

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MYTHOLOGY

NOTHING IS WORTH MORE THAN THIS DAY. (PB)

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THAT DOESN''T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS (HB)

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THE ANTHOLOGY OF REALLY IMPORTANT MODERN POETRY

THE ANTHOLOGY OF REALLY IMPORTANT MODERN POETRY (PB)

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WORLD ACCESS (HB)

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WRETCHED WRITING

YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG (HB)