''DINNA FASH YERSEL!''

''HAUD THAT BUS!'' (PB)

'GOANAE NO DAE THAT!' (PB)

AH COULDNAE BELIEVE MA EARS! (PB)

AULD LANG SYNE! (PB)

AWAY AN' ASK YOUR MOTHER! (PB)

CHEEKY WEE MONKEY JOKE BOOK (PB)

CUMMOANGETAFF! (PB)

DEAD JAMMY! (PB)

HAUD MA CHIPS, AH'VE DRAPPED THE WEAN! (PB)

HAUD YER WHEESHT!

HAUD YER WHEESHT! (PB)

LAST TRAM TAE AUCHENSHUGGLE! (PB)

LAUGH SCOTLAND! (PB)

LET'S GET MARRIED (PB)

LIES AND TRUTHS MA MOTHER TELT ME! (PB)

NAW FIRST MINISTER (PB)

OOR WEE SCHOOL...WIS A RARE WEE SCHOOL! (PB)

SEE YOU, JIMMY! (PB)

SHOULD'VE GONE TAE SPECSAVERS, REF! (PB)

TARTAN TITTERS! (PB)

THE PRESLEY PROPHECY

YE CANNAE SHOVE YER GRANNY AFF A BUS! (PB)