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Item Details
Title:
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FOOTBALL JOKES
FANTASTICALLY FUNNY JOKES FOR FOOTBALL FANATICS |
By: |
Macmillan Children's Books |
Format: |
Electronic book text |
List price:
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£4.99 |
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ISBN 10: |
1447259831 |
ISBN 13: |
9781447259831 |
Publisher: |
PAN MACMILLAN |
Pub. date: |
5 June, 2014 |
Pages: |
80 |
Description: |
A hilarious collection of the funniest football jokes around! |
Synopsis: |
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles.Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key.What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots.How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up.What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day. |
Reader Age: |
From 7 to 9 years |
Publication: |
UK |
Imprint: |
Macmillan Children's Books |
Returns: |
Non-returnable |
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